See
Your Script Through The Agent's Eyes
by Michael
Hauge
Those of you who have heard me lecture, or who have worked with me as
a consultant, know that I believe writers place far too much emphasis
on getting an agent, and far too little on writing a script that won't
need an agent. Talent and commitment rise to the surface quickly in Hollywood,
and once you have a well written, emotionally involving screenplay that
has real commercial potential, there are many paths to a deal.
Unfortunately, this doesn't mean you can stick your completed masterpiece
under your pillow and wait for the Script Fairy to bring you a three-picture
deal. Developing relationships and getting your work read is essential
to your success.
Most writers who face this challenge fall into one of two traps: they
listen to all the statistics about how hard it is, or take their first
couple rejections personally, and recede into the woodwork; or, they assume
that agents and producers are just sitting around with nothing to do,
waiting for their script to arrive in the mail, so they scatter it out
there with little thought of who will be interested or how it should be
presented.
If your screenplay is truly ready to submit, you must take one additional
step before going out with it. Before you pursue any agent (or any producer,
development executive, financier, pitch fest or contest) consider your
submission from his or her point of view. By better understanding how
your screenplay affects the agent's goals and workload, you can be far
more effective at getting your desired response.
These are some of the basic components of an agent's work life:
1. She is incredibly overworked. An agent's typical ten to fourteen
hour day includes a breakfast meeting, a lunch meeting, staff meetings,
negotiations, contracts, memos, emails, evening screenings, and at least
a hundred phone calls per day. As soon as you contact the agent, you've
added one more item to her endless "TO DO" list.
2. She is being pulled in several directions at once, with demands from
bosses, clients, clients' managers, other agents, producers, development
executives, her company's lawyers, the studios' and networks' lawyers,
and (if she's foolish enough to try to have a personal life) her own family.
As soon as you make contact, you've become one more person who wants to
be taken care of.
3. She never has time to read screenplays. Every Friday, her back seat
is piled with scripts and novels she must be prepared to discuss at her
agency's Monday morning meeting. If she agrees to read your script, her
pile will just get bigger.
4. Clients of the agency, bosses' requests, and deals "on the table"
will always be given priority over submissions from unknown writers.
5. Her agency only wants clients who can make them money. No matter how
nice, or sympathetic, or even talented you are, if the agent doesn't think
she can sell your work, she can't take you on.
6. She doesn't want clients who will add to her problems with unreasonable
demands or unprofessional behavior.
7. And finally, in Hollywood, there is a single universal principle: the
easiest way to avoid more risk, responsibility and stress is to simply
say NO.
Sounds hopeless, doesn't it? But it's not. As I repeatedly remind my clients,
readers and students, if making a living as a screenwriter were impossible,
the Writers Guild wouldn't have 10,000 active members. I just want you
to approach the people in power in an intelligent, professional way by
appreciating their point of view and adhering to the following guidelines:
1. RESEARCH THE PEOPLE IN POWER. Never take a shotgun approach
to submitting your work. Use the abundance of available web sites, newsletters,
magazines, directories, conferences and organizations, as well as your
own contacts, to determine the specific individuals appropriate for you
to contact.
2. MAKE EVERY CONTACT PERSONAL. No one likes to get a form letter,
so don't simply mail merge your request with that disc you bought from
the Hollywood Creative Directory. Laziness runs rampant in the industry,
and writers who do their homework impress the people in power. You also
stroke an executive's ego when you say you're contacting him because he
was involved with a person or project you admire.
3. SEND WELL WRITTEN LETTERS AND EMAILS. All your correspondence
must be clear, concise, and absolutely error free. This is the first sample
of your writing the agent will see, and if it's filled with typos, misspellings
and grammatical errors, or if it's not an original PRINTED (rather than
typed or hand-written) copy, the agent will assume your screenplay is
no better.
4. KEEP PHONE CALLS BRIEF. Always ask, "Is this a good time
for you, or would you like me to call back when it's more convenient?"
A little chitchat is OK to break the ice, but then get to the point.
5. PREPARE A TELEPHONE PITCH. When an agent asks, "What is
your script about?" the worst thing you can do is stammer around
and then go into a lengthy description of your entire story line. Compose
a powerful, 1- to 2- minute description of your story, and rehearse it
thoroughly before you make the call. Don't try to tell the plot! The goal
is simply to get the agent emotionally involved, so they'll begin asking
questions or ask to read the script. (To read my entire article on mastering
telephone pitches, click here.
6. NEVER MAKE AN UNSOLICITED SUBMISSION. The goal of all this research
and networking is to find people who will consider your screenplay. Don't
mail it to anyone who hasn't already agreed to read it; it's a waste of
time, paper and postage, and will probably be returned to you unopened
and unread.
7. SHARPEN YOUR SCRIPT PRESENTATION. Conformity is the key to presenting
the screenplay itself. You want your script to look exactly like all the
scripts on the executive's pile that were written by professionals and
submitted by agents. This means three-hole punched with brass fasteners
on the two outside holes only, and no binding, illustrations, footnotes,
cast of characters, typos or errors of any kind. And of course, use proper,
industry standard format throughout.
8. SIMPLIFY YOUR WRITING STYLE. Your prospective buyer or representative
would much rather be skiing or playing tennis than stuck at home on a
Saturday with a pile of reading to do. So she's looking for the script
that can easily be read in a little over an hour, not the one with the
vocabulary of an Oxford professor and long, convoluted sentences.
9. MAKE YOUR SCREENPLAY ENJOYABLE TO READ. Because so many terrible
scripts get submitted in Hollywood, the executive will (mistakenly) assume
yours is awful as well. The script that surprises her by being clearly
written, emotionally involving and commercially viable is the one that
will get recommended Monday morning.
10. BE PATIENT. Don't be discouraged if it takes a long time to
get a response to your script. This often means the agent or producer
is reading it himself, rather than passing it on to a reader. Simply call
once a month to politely ask the assistant if it's been read yet, just
to make sure it hasn't fallen through the cracks at the agency or production
company. Since you're pursuing a hundred other people simultaneously,
any one person can take as long as they need without you getting frustrated
or angry.
Finally, two other cardinal rules for considering a buyer's needs without
thwarting your own screenwriting goals:
1. NEVER APOLOGIZE! I may have given you the mistaken idea you
should feel sorry for taking up an agent's or executive's valuable time.
Not at all. You are a professional, giving another professional the opportunity
to make money off your work. Be kind and considerate, but also direct
and certain of your talent. Courage and assertiveness are always more
effective than withdrawal and self-deprecation.
2. REJECT REJECTION. You're playing a numbers game here, and if
you take rejection personally, you'll get depressed and give up. There
are lots of political and commercial reasons scripts get rejected, which
have nothing to do with the quality of the writing. Keep at it, and sooner
or later you'll find others who share your passion for your work.
The one common quality that all successful screenwriters share is neither
intelligence, nor talent nor connections. It's tenacity. So stop dreaming,
stop complaining, and just get busy.
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